Saturday is tiswas day

I settled down to watch some saturday morning cartoons - got myself all ready with a bag of monster munch and a can of fanta - turned the tv on - but there wasn't any cartoons to be found.  they were showing 'daytime' programmes instead, such as 'saturday kitchen' with james martin

'saturday kitchen' with james martin?  start your weekend by watching a man sauté a potato? - no thanks

no wonder todays youth all have asbos and obesity related illnesses

i suppose - as usual - its up to me to fix this.  here, have it