Morrissey breaks The One Show
Oh no. "The One Show" is on again. I hate the bloody "One Show". Whenever it comes on it feels like I'm being slowly covered with a layer of tepid custard, which then hardens, leaving me unable to move or change channel. I am then forced to watch boring reports about Prince William, gas bills and the latest release from David Dimbleby. I want to watch programmes about lions riding motorbikes when I come in from work, not this bilge.
Honestly. This country needs sorting out. What an awful business